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nakita ko sa isang site..kulet

Lucky Drink

A man wakes up with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open
his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins
and a glass of water on the side table. He sees his clothing
in front of him, all cleaned and pressed. He looks around the
room and sees it is in perfect order. So's the rest of the
house. He takes his aspirins and notices a note on the table:

Honey,
Breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.
I Love you.

He goes to the kitchen. Sure enough, a hot breakfast and the
morning newspaper await him. His son is also at the table,
eating. The man asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 a.m., drunk and
delirious. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway,
and gave yourself a black eye when you walked into the door."

Confused, the man asks, "So why is everything in order and
so clean, with breakfast on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your pants off you shouted,

"LADY, GET YOUR DAMNED HANDS OFF OF ME! I'M MARRIED!"

master_erfy

THE FIGHT IS OVER NA!!! HUYEAH

THANKS THANKS JEA, LUI, KAT, YAY !!!!!!! KUNDI DAHIL SA INYO, DI AKO AABOT, HEHEHE.

(ako bahala sa inyo, basta secret lang mga kinuwento ni mommy ah, wahaha) babarilin ko ung mglalabas

master_erfy

mom's bday was exeptionally happy haha

Natawa ako nung ggreet namin cya ng mga 12am, kasi sabay sabay kami ng mga ate ko pumasok sa room nila habang tulog pa sila..tapos nung kumanta kami, tinitignan nya ung mukha ni ate yannie, kasi akala nya si ate alen(ate macau). Then nung nakilala na nya, tsaka pumasok si ate alen..SURPRISE!! haha.. tuwang tuwa si mom. which is priceless face #1.

Then nung bigayan na ng gifts, sabi ni ate Crisel ilabas na raw gift ni daddy. (Kasi, nagpabili lang si dad kay Ate Alen ng gift nya for mommy, skies the limit daw ung presyo). Nagulat pareho si dad at si mom sa gift e.. LV na bag. Wahaha. Tuwang tuwa si Mommy, which is priceless face #2, at si daddy naman nag "Happy Birthday" pero mejo nanghihinayang, which is priceless face #3..wahaha.

Tapos nagkaron ng lunch party sa office..Mejo eat and run ako dahil kailangan ko pa mag practice with my cousin, pero syempre hindi dapat malaman ni mommy un, kaya sabi ko kay mommy may pasok ako..Kaso eto namang si Ate Alen, "huh? may pasok? diba wala ka pasok?" muntik na masira cover ko..wahhaa..binatukan siya ni ate crisel after.whaha

Eto ung highlight nung day para sakin..hahaha.:

Nung tapos na ung party dito sa bahay, may natirang nag iinuman sa porch habang nandito kami ni ron sa kwarto at pinag uusapan namin sila. Isang born again, dalawang Catholic ang nag uusap. Si Dad, Dad ni kuya at isang kapitbahay. Tapos nag debate ung Born Again( Dad ni kuya) tska Catholic (Kapitbahay) na parang magsusuntukan na sila dahil sobrang init ng discussion.

RAEL: parang lasing na tong mga to ah

RON: onga e, magsusuntukan na ata sila e

RAEL( humihirit ng mahina sa mga taong nag iinuman): sige nga, hawakan mo nga ung tenga

RAEL & RON: *tawa ng malakas*

(shift to mga taong nag iinuman)

BORN AGAIN: pare, hindi kami naniniwala sa idolatry, para samin hindi totoo yan

CATHOLIC: pare, marami namang klase ng idol, pwedeng dad mo idol mo, pwedeng someone you look up to

RON(umextra ng mahina): Marami nga idol, merong AMERICAN IDOL, PHILIPPINE IDOL

RON & RAEL: *tawa ng malakas.wahahhaa

(ibang topic nanaman)

BORN AGAIN: pare, saan ba nakabase yang reason mo, sa facts or sa faith?

CATHOLIC (habang sumisigaw): pare, how can you have faith without reason?

RAEL: taena? kaya nga faith diba? naniniwala ka kahit hindi mo alam kung totoo?

RON: onga e, mga bobo amp, dapat makisali tau jan e

RAEL & RON: *tawa ng malakas

tapos dumating ung point na nag eenglish nlng sila, at nalasing na..wahhaa..na nagshift na ang topic sa tennis at golf at kung saan man

bwahahhaha HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY

master_erfy

I'm so sick and tired
of all these things
that drag me down
I've got no where to go
they say that life
is in these hands
you give everything
you give yourself away you give
and still you choke
and find yourself running for the door

come and take me home
lead me to your door
take me wherre you are
lead me to your door
at least just for a while

it's some kind of life
forever days
we're in the cold
unfamiliar way
so take this fear
and fade it out
it won't make me sad
'cause I get sentimental lord
in other ways
and I don't want to let me down here anymore

so come and take me home
lead me to your door
take me where you are
lead me to your door
and let me in
just let me in
and let me leave
just let me leave this world
come on now let me leave this world
at least just for a while

so confused..